Stephen Kruiser: The Mouth Of America

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Politburo Thursday: What the Kosmonauts are blogging in between bong hits.


(This is going to be a semi-regular-maybe daily-feature on this blog for now. Here is the first one of these I posted. It gives a little intro to the idea. SDK)

Proving once again that the Extraterrestrial Left (the "ELs") believes that freedom of speech applies only to the hysterically seditious, the Daily Che Guevara is whining about Don Imus being back on the air. Not only that, they also have their metrosexual man-panties in a wad over the fact that James Carville made an appearance on his show. Sure, they hate Republicans over there but they act like scorned lovers whenever a Democrat doesn't pee where they tell him to. Here's their little snippet about Jimmy C:

"Loyalty to friends is good. But Carville sure keeps finding his loyalty to his friends and his loyalty to what should be basic principles in conflict."

Principles. Carville. Somebody forgot to take her Compazine today!

The gals are also chirping about Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein not heeling when ordered to. Neither made a mess on the rug but they did vote to confirm Michael Mukasey as Attorney General. Expect an outcry over there soon to bring Cesar Milan in and train these bitches right.

There's even a cute little poll about the California Dems attempt to censure Feinstein. No need, kiddies. She's from San Francisco, I believe they have laws allowing for the execution of any resident who supports the President of the United States in any way.

A piece yesterday (bad A.D.H.D. here-sometimes I miss things) questioned why conservatives "deny global warming." I'm sure there may be some who do, but most only question the causes behind it. This isn't even a subtle distinction yet it's still impossible for the average Kosmonaut to grasp. Why? Because that would require admitting that conservatives can think, which is a no-no for the lefty brain trust and free speech lovers over there. The very essence of Kos-hood can best be described as a bunch of people sitting in a room and taking turns saying, "No, you're the smartest," with a round of giggles following each affirmation. It's the biggest virtual group hug on the planet.

Here's one (sadly) typical comment on the issue:

"Since their knowledge of science and technology is barely at the ox-cart level..."

On the far left, "science" means "an unquestioning devotion to Al Gore." What you have over there are people who abhor religion but are indistinguishable from any religious fundamentalist ("fundies" to the clever Mensa kids at TDK) once Al Gore begins droning on and on. As I (and other ox-carters) have written before, the lefties have even taken a page from the 16th century Roman Catholic Church (and they call themselves progressives!). Their "carbon credit" scheme is a repackaging of the sale of plenary indulgences. Do something wrong, purchase an imaginary do-over and-hey!-it's all better now. What kind of progressive "science" are they going to give us next-greater fuel efficiency by burning witches?

Oh-oh, my ox-cart wheels seem to have become mired in some b.s. Can I buy a "dung credit" and pretend it's not here?